I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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