There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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