Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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