Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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