i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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