There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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