so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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