I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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