I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Do plants get herpes?
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