if you like me you must not know who I am
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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