The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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