Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so that wasnt chicken after all
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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