So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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