I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
It's Friday. Sex?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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