So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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