So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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