i just wanna soil my oats bro
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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