never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
