if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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