I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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