I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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