forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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