Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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