i may or may not be watching the land before time
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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