So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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