at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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