I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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