Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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