her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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