Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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