Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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