i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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