I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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