doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
birth control should be required to get into college
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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