We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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