sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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