i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize
