i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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