Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.