wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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