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• (586): View more from Michigan

  On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless

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• (650): View more from California

  We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign

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  You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.

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