she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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