She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize