i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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