do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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