I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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