I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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