"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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