I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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