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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching

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  Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)

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  It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie

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• (727): View more from Florida

  she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

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  Internet Is back!

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  MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.

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• (760): View more from California

  I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!

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• (607): View more from New York

  Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you

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• (707): View more from California

  Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.

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