he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
we're so committed to being not committed
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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