How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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