just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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