yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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