Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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