I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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