i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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