And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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